Last year, Manchester's celeb-spotters were given a new face to follow round the shops and tweet pictures of, a real proper Hollywood-films-and-that face: Chloe Sevigny. She was filming an American telly show where she plays a pre-op transsexual who is also a hired assassin.
Look at us, all grown up, refusing to make LOL transsexual jokes or point out that assassin has the word 'ass' in it TWO TIMES!
Oh…anyway. On with the tale of hate.
Chloe stayed in Manchester, which a few of hecklerspray's miscreant scribblers call 'home', for all of five months, and has now decided to tell the world just how much she hated every single minute of it:
"It was very hard being in Manchester. It was one of the grimmest places that I'd ever been in my entire life, and I was there for so long. I hardly had any visitors. I was so alone. And it rained every single day I was there."
Now come on, Chloe, come on.
It's not Manchester's fault nobody came to visit you for five months, is it? And if you were really lonely, you could always have taken a trip to the Manchester-wing hecklerspray bedsit to play rummy and talk about boys and eat Greggs pasties. And as for grimmest place ever, she lives in bloody Manhattan. Everywhere looks grim compared to Manhattan!
She's right about the rain, though: we've all got trench foot from the last wet spell, and we're worried this cough might be pneumonia.
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