Remember David Arquette running off with a young cocktail waitress, leaving Courteney Cox all sinewy and single? It was horrible wasn't it? Mainly because we had to think about David Arquette grunting over a young woman.
And now, we're going to have to think about Courteney Cox writhing around and sweating as she's back in the game. Kinda.
She's admitted that make-out sessions with men make her nervous. Talking to Howard Stern (who else?), she explained she's been abstinent since separating from Arquette and his weird child face with a beard stuck-on.
Cox said:
"No guy's asked me out. I'm not saying I'm not ready to have a make-out session, it just makes me nervous. I don't like to go out in general."
Then, she talked about sticking her hand down her kecks and having a crygasm.
"I have sexual feelings, there's ways to deal with that. It's time for me to get out there. It's not easy to meet people. They don't call me."
"I've not had a man since David… [I've] made out with one guy."
The guy in question is a celebrity and no, we don't know his name. Let us just assume she tapped-off with one of the cast of Friends. Maybe that staring, beady eyed coffee guy with the German name.
(Shh. It's totally co-star Josh Hopkins)
Either way, one thing we'll all have to live with now, is the thought of Cox's weirdly taut body trembling with self-abasement while she's gawping at online smut with a hand up her skirt.
No. We won't pay for your dry-cleaning bills if you just lost your breakfast.
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