Lindsay Lohan Has Clawed Her Way Out Of Pet Semetary

Lindsay Lohan stepped out on the red carpet this week looking as young, sexy and stylish as ever. Wait, we mean the exact opposite of that.

The o?b?v?i?o?u?s? ?c?r?a?c?k? ?a?d?d?i?c?t starlet was papped at the amfAR New York Gala yesterday sporting tobacco-stained hair, meth teeth and accessorised her hot new look with a Grinch-skin coat and a vacant stare.

Want a look? You brave crusader, you. Just click the jump.

So, let us get this straight – despite looking, and no doubt smelling, like a zombie Farrah Fawcett, Playboy value pictures of Lohan's vagina at $1million? We'd sooner pay Li-Lo $1million to surgically stitch her legs together. Or for NASA to build one of those Men In Black style mind-wipers to scorch this image from our retinas.

THIS WOMAN IS 25. We've seen radiation victims with a better complexion. There's no way she isn't doing this on purpose now or is this some elaborate prank?

Come April Fools we'll all be laughing. Won't we Lindsay? Won't we?