Urgh. Alec Baldwin is such a killjoy. Sure, he seems like a nice, funny guy and, in fairness, he's put up with a lot with that mental god-fearing brother of his who looks like the melted waxwork version of himself.
But seriously, why take it out on those lovely elephants?
See, Baldwin is urging Americans to boycott circuses because of the way they treat elephants, even though it is obvious that elephants have a blast in the big top! They stand on their back legs with glee don't they?
Baldwin has posted a four-minute video on YouTube which alleges the Ringling Bros. company, as well as many others, mistreat the animals and he wants us plebs, who have very little joy in our lives as it is, to stay away.
We're supposed to stay in and watch 30 Rock instead are we? God, what a nightmare. We could be watching happy elephants with little hats on, playing nice with clowns, everyone cheering and whooping down those giant ears they've got.
In the video posted by meddling animal perverts PETA, Alec said:
"Having worked with actors for many years, it's hard to believe that anyone would have to be dragged kicking and screaming into show business."
"But for the elephants for Ringling Bros. and other circuses, that's exactly what happens."
And how does Alec Baldwin know this? Does he speak elephant?
Okay, in fairness, he's seen footange of animal handlers beating elephants with metal-tipped bull hooks "just moments before they walked onstage", but really, that doesn't prove anything. Chances are, when you were a kid, you hated having a bath, but now look at you! With your red wine, romantic novel and a nice long soak.
We'll wait for the press conference where Ringling's elephants talk to the media before siding with bloody Alec Baldwin.
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