Clothes, they're important aren't they? We wear them to primarily keep us warm, though there are people who'll pay over the odds for the same white t-shirt, just because they've got a fancy designer label stitched in. But whatever the cost, they all come in handy, especially if hot chip fat is destined towards scalding our genitals.
As adults, we have the choice of whether we want to cover ourselves in the finest clubbed seal, or market-stall clobber. Babies however, have no control in what garments they're clothed in. Boys wear blue and girls get covered in pink, though both items will have the same eerie smiling bubble bee design.
People don't mind buying cheap clothes for babies because they grow so appallingly quickly. Anything will do. Most tots are clad in hessian sacks aren't they? If you're one of the rich and famous, life's a little easier. Instead of actually buying clothes, it's sometimes appears that designers use newborn children as crawling billboards to promote their stuff. Marc Jacobs won't be complaining after mystery child Blue Ivy Carter has been seen in his tiny person's shoes.
During the lead up the birth of Blue Ivy Carter, the world wasn't even sure if Beyoncé was even pregnant. She was accused of faking her pregnancy and some people even took it upon themselves to painstakingly monitor day by day pictures of, analysing how much baby fat she put on.
Unlike the UK's classy celebrities such as Katie Price, Kerry Katona and anyone from a reality show, American types such as Beyoncé have yet to actually show the world pictures of her ickle bebe Blue. We aren't quite sure why there's so much importance in making sure that the most famous baby in the world has an actual human face and not that resembling a cow about to have a dump.
After all, all bloody babies look the same.
Given the amount of hair and gender, infants are nothing but wrinkled piles of flesh that can't do anything but scream and fall over when attempting to walk. So far, Blue Ivy Carter is just another one of those babies that does nothing but scream for attention.
Strangely, the paparazzi haven't stalked Beyoncé and Jay-Z to take a photo of the tot's face. Instead they've been more focused on what the child has been wearing.
When the couple and child were snapped the other day, some spouted that the child was wearing a:
"Little Marc Jacobs Baby Mouse shoes which dangled from Blue's warm cocoon, hinting at the fabulous outfits to come."
"Well it's not like Blue Ivy Carter would be wearing anything from Primark."
Join the queue for the self-harm booths.
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