Lindsay Lohan: Hit And Run, Police Involvement And Hurray She’s Back!

Jewel thief. Drunk. Druggie. Violent. Broken. Ankle tagged. Rehabber. Corpse worker. Oh, and actress. Lindsay Lohan has had a colourful life hasn't she? Then, she looked like she was going to straighten-up and go all Christian.

Then she remembered who she was.

And so, after drinking and getting her boobs out in Playboy, LiLo is back in the game, this time, running over someone in her car and fleeing the scene! Hurray! HURRAY! Bloodshed and tears! That's what we want!

TMZ (them again) have reported that Lindsay was in her new Porsche (wit woo, fancy Dan) when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.

So far, so dull-as-shit.

The 'Mean Girls' star was driving out of the carpark when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders. Bloody humans and their need to gather round things.

Irritated, Lohan made a getaway and, HILARIOUSLY made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then hot-footed it.

The police arrived and sucked their guts in, just in case any fit women were knocking around, and wrote some things down in a pad and looked vaguely important.

If LiLo injured the manager in question, then that would constitute the crime of hit and run and… well… that's time in the clink for her.

And god knows we all want to read Lohan's prison diaries, right?