Mel B Wants To Sleep In A Cot, Like There’s Nothing Weird About It At All

Mel B is quite obviously nuts. She had sex with Eddie Murphy and didn't think it was weird at all. He was probably dressed like Mama Klump at the time. Since then, she's look rather dead in the eyes. So is this a story to say she's sorted herself out?

Christ no.

Mel B now wants to sleep in a cot. You heard. She wants a giant cot to sleep in, like she's some kind of farting baby.

 After seeing her daughter, Madison, sleeping in her cot, she decided she wants an adult-sized version.

She wrote on twitter:

"Maddie loves sleeping in her stokke cot,she makes it look so comfy! i wonder if minimee will make me an adult sized one? hahaha"

Now, you may think she's joking around with that 'hahaha', but that is clearly a nervous laugh. That's the laugh of someone who has revealed too much about themselves.

So where does this baby fetishism end?

Will Mel B soon be tweeting that she wants to wear a nappy so she can soil herself without going to the toilet? Will she start demanding mashed up carrots in swanky restaurants? Will she develop a wax-candle of mucus on her top lip like that weird kid at your school?

And don't you mock, sat there in your onesie. You're just as bad.

We're clearly seeing the human race regress back into an infant state, where tantrums are rife, crying is common and everyone has skids.

Terrible state of affairs. This is all Baby Spice's fault.