One Direction Fans Are Part Of Sinister ’1D-4TW’ Project

One of the celebrity's greatest fears is the cunning, cold-hearted assassin. Those who kill for money or for a cause. They kill without remorse and without feeling, leaving the families and friends of their victims devastated. The mark of a great assassin is their ability to kill without getting caught.

So what if we told you that there was a group of people out there, numbering in the thousands who are poised and waiting with their fingers on triggers and their breath held. Waiting for the shot. We're not talking about Mossad or the CIA here; we're talking One Direction fans.

With the adolescent purveyors of pop currently 'cracking' America, their fans are on the look out for high value targets.

Not content with taking their victims from their handlers at One Direction HQ, it seems that a number of assassins from a black operations project dubbed '1D-4TW' have gone rogue and have started threatening those that they perceive as a threat. So far unsuccessful attempts have been made against members of The Risk, Cher Lloyd and Ray Quinn.

It is rumoured that the successful assassination of Justin Bieber has taken place with members of the Illuminati seeing fit to replace him on the understanding that he will one day support One Direction on tour.

Perhaps the most worrying report, however, is that innocent women are being threatened by agents of the '1D-4TW' project. Readers may remember the online threats to Caroline Flack who was getting off with floppy-haired Harry Styles. Ms Flack chose to ignore the threats, suggesting that if she believed every threat on her life she would never leave the house.

When was the last time anyone saw Caroline Flack?

With their primary target out of the way, the assassins have turned their attentions on the girlfriend of Blonde Directioner, Liam Payne. Threats on twitter have suggested that the young lady "go and die", presumably before she is the victim of a sniper's bullet.

As yet the government have not found a way to combat this menace but it is thought that there are plans in place to decapitate the One Direction Project at the head by eliminating its 'Mr Big'.

Now if only we knew who the head of Syco Records was…