Jamie Oliver Calls A Journalist A ‘Bitch’, Which Is Nice Of Him

Jamie Oliver, the Bono of cooking, has been keen to promote healthy eating and the like, for some time now. He wants you, humble reader, to put down that bag of M&Ms and start eating grapes that have been showered little more in butterfly tears and golden sun.

However.

If you notice that he looks like he's been snaffling a kebab or ten, he may well call you a 'bitch'. He will you know. And that, coming from the man who made the single worst piece of music in history. More on that later…

Oliver took his healthy eating manifesto (or should that be mani-PESTO? Hahaha! Genius. Kill us now) Down Under. However, while there, he will have sent his PR team into meltdown after be went a bit mental at a press conference.

At a Q&A, Jamie was asked by a journalist whether or not he had he put on a few pounds himself. His response wasn't exactly kind, to which he blamed on a hangover.

Of course, Gordon Ramsay got in trouble with the whole of Australia when he made insulting remarks about TV host Tracy Grimshaw, culminating in the chef showing a picture of a naked woman with a pig's face at a Melbourne food fair and likened it to Grimshaw.

So what did Oliver do? Well, when he was asked the question about his own weight, Oliver replied by saying:

"I don't know. I am very healthy. I think the last time I had a filling in my teeth, which was quite recently, I was in good nick. But really, I am not really sure. Are you from a tabloid? Thank you for noticing, you bitch."

What is it about British chefs and Australia? Is it jetlag or are they all just a bunch of boorish simpletons?

Either way, it is very, very difficult to sympathise with Jamie Oliver given that he's responsible for this howlingly dreadful piece of music.

Any excuse we get to show it, we will.

Sorry in advance.