When Brad Pitt ran off with Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston cried and cried and cried. Every time we heard about her, she was weeping, jealous, lonely, worried and generally pathetic in a vest top (no bra, natch).
Now, it would seem that the baton of wallow has been passed to Aniston's good chum, Courteney Cox who still has far too many E's in her name.
Y'see, Jen's friendship with Courteney Cox has reportedly becoming "strained" since she started dating Justin Theroux. The bitch! How dare she have the temerity to have a happy relationship while Courteney Cox is grieving her husband having it off with another woman? Wait. Is this payback?
Apparently, the pair have been inseparable since they met at the Friends audition in 1994, but now, Courteney feels Jennifer has "forgotten" about her since moving in with Justin.
A source told Grazia (aka Someone in the office, sat next to the person who wrote the article for Grazia) said:
"Jennifer's priorities have obviously changed since meeting Justin."
OBVIOUSLY.
Now, we all assume that Courteney (crazy eyes) supported Jen through her 2005 divorce from Brad Pitt, but now the shoe is on the other foot, Aniston couldn't care less. She's taking inches of cock and can't be at all fussed with the puffy, crying eyes of her thin pal.
The source continued, having absolutely no connection to the pair:
"Courteney must feel that Jen has completely forgotten what it's like to be the single girl and that will hurt given how supportive she and David were to Jen over the years."
However, it isn't men that's the problem here. It's insanity. First rate, batshit mentalness.
Aniston recently moved back to Los Angeles from New York and inherited a chicken coop. Instead of doing something sensible like culling them or eating them, she's decided to be their friend.
She told the Globe:
"They're very social animals, and they like it when you visit them with a cup of coffee in your hand… they love pasta."
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