martes, 20 de marzo de 2012

Tiger Woods Banned His Ex From Smiling Like Some Kind Of Mentalist

Remember when Tiger Woods was really good at golf and had a computer game and all that jive? Then, he let his penis wander a little and everyone suddenly had an opinion on him? That was funny wasn't it?

It looks like he'll never recover from the moral outrage, which of course, is exactly what he deserves for being so appallingly talented.

Talented he may be, but mental also. According to his former coach, Tiger (who denied the world the headline of 'Tiger Uppercut' by never getting into a fistfight) was so nuts that he banned his ex from smiling.

Apparently, the coach says that Tiger felt like he was "supposed to win" every game that he would not let his wife even break a smile on the golf course.

Woods apparently forbade Elin Nordegren from looking at all pleased if he won a golf match. Radar Online report his former swing coach, Haney claims that the golfer did not allow the Swedish model to celebrate because he felt that he was "supposed to win."

Tiger's relationship with his wife was allegedly a "calm, almost cool relationship" but that the ball-hitter was also very controlling. So much so that, when his wife suggested that they throw a party like they used to when she worked as a nanny for fellow golfer Jesper Parnevik, Woods said:

"E, that's not what we do. I'm not Jesper. We're supposed to win."

Haney added:

"As life became more complicated, I thought Elin changed…She and Tiger developed a calm, almost cool relationship in front of other people, and conversations with them tended to be awkward and strained. I never saw them argue, but they weren't openly affectionate either."

This is the saddest story ever told isn't it? It's worse than that Jewish girl who hid in an attic from Nazis or something.

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