Tila Tequila In Suicide Scare (Although, We Expect Our Celebs To Actually Die These Days)

Tila Tequila (she's a model and has been on TV y'berk) isn't a well human. She's agreed to enter a rehab for substance abuse, not to mention getting some treatment for psychological issues. Basically, she tried to kill herself.

Killing yourself is pretty lousy, huh?

However, these days, we're not too bothered when people nearly kill themselves and, in fact, getting annoyed and call them attention-seekers. In fact, we expect them to end their own lives these days. Loads of celebrities have died before their time. Super famous ones too. Why should Tila Tequila be any different?

Tequila has had a rough life. She's been (allegedly) choked and battered by an ex-boyfriend, been involved in drugs and gang-fights and recently, her fiance died.

We, the media, have been waiting for her to do herself in. In fact, we're counting on it so we can wring our hands and say how awful it is and how ultimately inspirational she is for briefly managing to conquer adversity and make something of her life.

Not that we'll mention it while she's alive. There's mocking and sneering to be done.

And so, for now, we'll watch Tila struggling with her serious substance abuse problems and psychiatric issues and pop a note in her file that says 'suicide scare', just so we know to keep her obituary updated.

A rehabilitation facility has already agreed to take her, which is good.

We'll start booking TV interviews for when she emerges clean, healthy and armed with sentences like "I've learned a lot" and "downward spiral"… it's gonna be great!

Until then, let us listen to one of her songs which has very, very adult lyrical content. Don't laugh.