Skin's nice, isn't it? The biggest organ of all the other organs in your body, according to the internet (though our liver is probably jostling for that accolade), and really good for when you want to stop your other, smaller, organs from falling out and making a mess on the carpet.
Its also pretty good for making a special outfit to wear to old Buffalo Bill's Valentine's Day party.
People always say you need to look after your skin, which we do by maintaining a full, thick layer of Vaseline at all times. Beyonce has been looking after her skin, though, by making it white! Seriously. Step away from the Tippex, B, people are starting to think you might be a bit of a racist.
That's right, in a bid to make all black girls everywhere feel inferior, Beyonce has been whitewashed yet again.
A new picture has been released to promote her actually-really-boring album 4, with tantalising side-boob action and stockings, if that's what gets you going.
She also looks pretty much completely white (and also like she might be holding in a fart, but that's not the main issue here) which is, when you come to think about it, really quite racist.
Just like in 2008 when she was edited down to a light beige by L'Oreal.
These pallid publicity shots kind of suggest that, to sell to a wide (white) audience, Beyonce and her 'people' think she's got to whiten up.
So, you know, a pat on the back to everyone, really. It's the 21st century and we're still apparently not willing to buy stuff advertised or made by black people.
Nice one, everyone, really. Well done.
This was an article written by Becca Day-Preston who, in all seriously, will probably kick your teeth inward if you try messing with her. Okay?
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