Kris Humphries Was Told Exactly How To Propose To Kim Kardashian For Sham Marriage

Sportsmen are all uniformly thick. They're thicker than pig dung and nearly as blank-faced as soldiers. It's astonishing really. They need assistants to tell them to take their trousers off before going to the toilet. So it shouldn't surprise us that Kris Humphries was told EXACTLY how to propose to Kim Kardashian.

Just imagine that. Being so insultingly moronic that Kim Kardashian is able to boss you around.

We all know that the proposal ended in a complete sham of a marriage, but what we didn't know that it was a con from the off, with Kimmy K actually planning Humphries proposal down to the letter. Allegedly, of course. Go away lawyers.

So, the word on the street is that Kris Humphries told his friends and family that his soon-to-be ex-wife planned his wedding proposal to her so it would look nice on her awful cod-reality show, 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians.'

If you saw the proposal, you will have seen Kris proposing in the bedroom of Kim's mansion. Humphries actually wanted to propose Minnesota. Why Minnesota, we've no idea. Minnesota is RUBBI

Radar Online say that  source revealed:

"Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever."

"First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening."

"She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim."

"Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever."

So basically, Kris Humphries managed to pluck up the brain-cells to mouth 'will you, duurrr, marry me please Kim – DERP?', only to be shot down immediately with a 'this won't do! Ask me when the lighting is better and I'll get my people to look at it, run it by the production team and I'll say 'yes', okay? Cool'.

And yet, the stupid lummox still asked her! Sometimes, people really get what they deserve don't they?