Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Zooey Deschanel Record Cover Of ‘What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?’ Like Adorable Ghouls

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel are probably the most irritating pair on Earth, mainly because we've got nothing on them. They seem nice. They seem quite funny. They're altogether likeable and that makes us mad.

Of course, we hate most of their cloying hipster fans who, this morning, will be getting steamed up ironic NHS spectacles when they learn that the (500) Days of Summer duo have paired up to sing a song together.

And they've filmed it. And we're going to let you watch it if you're smart enough to click over the jump. Which you're not. The amount of times we have to actually point that out to you dawdling shitboxes is unreal! Anyway. Video. You'll like it. Over the jump.

Now that New Year's Eve is not far away, the Hipster Prom King and Queen have timelyly recorded the classic 'What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?' and blurted it on YouTube for us all to watch.

Once the nice 'aaah, aren't they adorable but almost entirely sexless' feeling passes, you'll soon be hit with a melancholy that tells you that, no matter how hard you try, you'll never be as fondly thought of as these two. They're making us all look rubbish.

Deschanel, who we all know is in a relatively successful band already, strums her ukulele in a silvery white party dress and a tiara, while Gordon-Levitt plays guitar in his black suit and tie looking nothing like the berk who was the Scrappy-Doo of Third Rock From The Sun.

All this nicety could soon pass when we review Deschanel's new sitcom, New Girl, which looks thoroughly awful… but alas, Gordon-Levitt will be in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Night Rises which is probably going to be brilliant.

We can't win this one, so just watch this video and dribble into your laps.