Guess what?! It's nearly February 8th! What does that mean? Well, that date marks the three-year anniversary of Chris Brown punching ten shades out of his then-girlfriend Rihanna! Ain't that grand? It really is. The whole world came together like knuckles on eye-socket on that day.
And there's more!
See, despite previously being forcibly separated by a court order, RiRi and Breezy (honestly, what is it with these nicknames? Are they 10 years old or something?) could be seeing in the anniversary together as multiple sources confirm that the pair have been secretly been (right) hooking up for nearly a year!
Apparently, the pair "meet up very casually," (whatever that means) according to a Brown confidante.
"She comes to see him anytime she's in L.A."
"They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well. Rihanna loves to live dangerously, and talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that"
To be honest, we're thoroughly sick of the sight of Rihanna (seriously – three new singles out every 5 minutes and billions of pointless column inches about her supposedly edgy, risque sex life. WE'RE TIRED NOW) and Chris Brown is, well, famous despite a lack of decent music and a alarmingly quick temper.
And when Breezy isn't trying to throw chairs through a window while tearing his shirt off like Hulk at a TV station, this clandestine Rihanna business is complicated further by the fact Brown seems to have a girlfriend by the name of Karrueche Tran.
Shrieking hysterically, Breezy rep says:
"He and Rihanna are just friends. He's not cheating!"
As Shakespeare once said, the well-paid representative doth protest too much.
Either way, this kicks the door open in a wife-beater vest for a swarm of Team Breezy (fans of Chris Brown if you're wondering) to scream and yell the place down, demanding forgiveness for a man who has systematically failed to apologise for assaulting a woman.
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