He's automatic! He's systematic! He's hydromatic! Why, he's Sonic The Hedgehog actually and he's coming to make you feel like an overgrown child-man once again.
Surely the slew of Sonic games over the past twenty or so years are enough for you? Together, we've gone from Green Hill Zone to Metal Egg Stage 1, we've Spinballed and even been to the Winter Olympics with that filthy Italian, surely the only thing left is Sonic and Blue Flashing Ghost from Pac-Man go to Lidl.
But apparently the creators of all those Sonic games seem to not know how not to flog a dead Knuckles and are all set to release another instalment of their new series for every gaming device going, even Android devices, Windows phones and Sega Game Gear probably.
A new video was unveiled by some twat who has some really questionable ideas on what constitutes an acceptable hairstyle to wear in front of human peoples.
Why they didn't release footage of the actual game is quite baffling, but at least we are shown two of the most important features of the game: the second coming of Metal Sonic and the introduction of the canid parasite Miles "Tails" Prower*.
According to the video, the saga continues in 2012, which will be nice won't it? We'll be able to block out the deafening, self centred squawking from people wanking furiously to the Olympics and waving ridiculous Union Jacks and running shoes, so until then, let's all sing the musical representation of drowning from Sonic until Sega save us with a bubbley rawp-rap.
*The name Miles Prower is a play on 'miles per hour.' Amazing fact that isn't it?
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