Nicki Minaj Sees ‘Stupid Hoe’ Banned For Being Deeply, Intensely Irritating

Nicki Minaj is a woman on a mission. Her mission is to become the most gifted, yet irritatingly wasteful popstar who ever lived. Her guest-raps have been a thing of wonderful, but when it comes to her own back-catalogue, she's determined to make the most annoying pop music ever made.

Seriously. She's taken Daphne & Celeste's blueprint and cracked it to 11 and added some push-up bras and kooky wigs.

And now, her latest offering – 'Stupid Hoe' – is getting banned by everyone because it is so very, very grating. Fancy a listen? Click over…

The video for 'Stupid Hoe' (or 'Stupid Stupid' if you're listening to the edited, radio-friendly version) is the usual bubblegum Grace Jones schtick, with Minaj batting her eyelashes like a prom queen, as well as the typical post-GaGa 'unusual make-up' thing.

So far, so Minaj-by-numbers.

However, the song itself lacks the synth-wizz that adorns 99% of pop-tracks currently. Instead, she's gone for a sparse drum-machine, basskick number, complete with a 'woopwoop' noise that is more irritating that a thousand toddlers vying for your attention.

Essentially, listening to a Nicki Minaj record allows you to feel the unswerving anguish of being a teacher at a kindergarten.

And so, forget all that obvious talent she's got and get your ears round this. You may titter at some of her lyrics (especially those concerning Roman Polanski and Michael Jackson), but alas, you may never even get to them as you hack at your ears with a stapler in a bid to make it all end.

LUCKY YOU! ENJOY! ETC!