Sherlock Gets Third Series And Here’s A Massive Spoiler To Tell You What Happens

You geeks are more than aware that Sherlock Holmes fell to his death in the closer of series two of the stupid BBC adaptation that stars Martin Freeman playing Tim From The Office Again and Benedict Cumberbatch as quirky Sherlock Doctor Who Holmes. And there's going to be a third series.

Right?

And of course, the internet is filled with theories about what happens, what will unfold and all that junk. Really, you pondering bozos should've just come to us because we have all the answers AND we're going to tell you all about it. Mainly because people don't care about spoilers anymore do they? They're more than willing to blurt out plots to shows and films on Twitter and Facebook, so why shouldn't we join in?

So where are we? Well, Sherlock got famous and Moriarty allows himself to be captured and put on trial. After a 'not guilty', he blackmails Sherlock and taunts him with a "final problem" to solve.

How edgy and brilliant, eh? Then, Sherlock and Moriarty plunge to their deaths and every single nerd on the planet moistened with excitement and thrill. The dry-cleaning bills must have been astronomical.

Either way, Holmes faked his death and that's that. See, the show will detail how Watson becomes the go-to dude for crime (like when Lewis got his own series after Morse died), but alas, an elderly deformed book collector ends up transforming himself into Sherlock Holmes! EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!

See, Holmes flung Professor Moriarty to his death and climbed up the cliff out of view, so that everyone would think he'd snuffed it too. Alas, some dude called Moran threw rocks at Holmes' head while he was trying to climb up the waterfall and he ends up running for his life so hard that he ends up travelling Tibet for years.

Like a filthy student.

Colonel Moran, shoots a dummy of Holmes in his room at Baker Street and gets apprehended and it all goes horribly wrong for him. Very nice.

And you know how we found all this out?

By reading the bloody books, you nitwits. Seriously. You'll read Harry Potter, but not Sherlock Holmes. You're scum, that's what you are.

Anyway, no point watching the third series of Sherlock Holmes now is there?