Even Seagulls Hate Chris Brown For What He Did To Rihanna

Over the last few weeks, more and more people have come to realise how awful a person Chris Brown is. Yes, we are talking about that incident that involved Rihanna, but because he hasn't publicly admitted he is a total asshat, it angers us more.

With no real shock coming from the recent Grammy (awards apart from no Country & Western outshining Adele) it was up to Chris Brown to give  idiots like us something to talk about. Just like a child whose been told off for accidentally eating too many cookies, he was forgiven by all and allowed back to the same award ceremony which started this whole diabolical mess, mainly on Rihanna's face.

Whilst fellow musicians awkwardly welcomed him back, the police report that was subsequently released then got alarm bells ringing for many people with an ounce of sense. But in the animal world, tensions are still high as a flock of seagulls decided to give Chris Brown a taste of what it feels like to be assaulted.

Granted that the original incident happened a few years, it's weird that some renegade member of the public hasn't taken it upon themselves to give Chris Brown a smack in his goofy chops. A community service order handed down by a judge didn't quite fit punishment for such a high profile crime. Slowly but surely, Brown has been looking to rekindle his links in society with moronic musicians like Fat Joe happy to record with someone who committed an offence that didn't directly affect him.

But surely his fanbase would dry up in an instant? Society today has a strong moral highground and can tell the difference between right and wrong. Well you'd think so, but Chris Brown fans are made from different stuff altogether. Going under the guise of Team Breezy, this gang of deluded lads and lasses make it their sole aim to protect their hero and tell us how we're wrong to judge him.

However, the most worrying aspect of Team Breezy is dedicated followers said they wouldn't mind being punched of Chris Brown himself.

It looks like the wrongs of society are allowed holidays as during a break in Miami, he was attacked the beasts of the sky, known as seagulls. We'd normally back this up with a quote to prove we're not telling fibs, but here's a picture instead of Chris Brown in all his glory:

It's just a shame the seagull in question didn't have better aim and remove one of his eyes. We'd have adopted it immediately.