Alright everybody, heads up. Everyone's least favourite Beatle has an announcement to make one that makes him seem almost responsible and, simultaneously like a lame-rebel pensioner. Ready?
Paul McCartney will not be taking any more drugs anymore.
This will no doubt hurtle straight into, say, number 7 or so on the 'Other Seriously Important Things That Don't Happen Any More List.' that we all live by day after day. And if you're wondering what the rest of the list is and Macca's reasons why he's knocking blow on the head, read on.
That aforementioned conclusive list that looks a little bit like this if you were wondering:
- R Kelly will not be going ahead breaking it off wit' a little preview to the remix any more.
- Now that she has her own reality programme, Amy Childs will no longer think of her hair as an allegory for the 'strings of the cruel media industry puppet' any more.
So yeah, in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, (via the small pocket of air that had not yet closed up inside Paul McCartney's mouth at that desperate point in 2007 when he said "Yes, that'll be fine" to take part in the following music video) he revealed to the world that enough was enough, no more bloody mari-bloody-juana now that the kids can pronounce the word better than their own father at any rate.
"'I smoked my share. When you're bringing up a youngster, your sense of responsibility does kick in, if you're lucky, at some point. Enough's enough."
Yeah, true dat. Enough is enough. No more BLADDY DRAGS. It is no longer the 60s. The Beatles gave it a quick whirl, but ultimately lost out to Alexandra Burke on X Factor 2008 in the end, so fair's fair. It's 2012 now. Let's move along to pastures new, and think of all those poor burdened Inuits!
Oh god, sorry we meant 'London Olympics' just then. Sorry. God, that was weird, wasn't it?
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